Friday, July 20, 2012

The case of the missing cabbie

Cab call services. Call a cab, make a booking and we will be there in no time at all, or so it says.
I did the same thing early on; made a booking in the afternoon for a trip in the evening. Well, one needs to give leverage to human error. Shouldn't one?

The time was nearing. Clicked "Enquire" on the web site and out popped google maps. It showed the cab was on my street. My trusting mind was taken in, here he is, it said, on time. And again, my mind was tad confused when no one rang the bell 10 minutes later. I clicked Enquire again. And google maps said he is going away, and off he went to the next suburb without picking me up!! I wished to pull him back to my pick up location, drag him down the streets with my mouse through google.

Mind you, this is not the first time. It has happened before and I was at my nerves end. Even after giving enough lead time, even after industrially creating an account on the company's website, this is what is being provided. And then I called the service centre. As expected, the girl who picked the call took no responsibility for what happened, "I have no idea why the driver did not come". I felt sorry for her!! but sorrier for me. I was angry, I was late. I asked for escalation. The bloke who picked up said the same thing "I do not know why the driver did not come, alright??!!" Its not alright, not alright at all.
And he said, we are busy at this time around that area. I tell him "Mate, the cab was here on my street earlier, I could see him on the map and then he drove away!". He made some illogical, lame excuse ( may be it was logical, but I was in no state to reason with that). I wanted to place a formal complaint, and then I did not. Live and let live, after all.

And finally somehow, "heaven-sent" or "cab call sent", it did arrive, 30 minutes late. My one hour appointment at the destination was cut short to half an hour one.  That's that.

As I sit back and rethink, this is what dawns:
A thing that hit me hard when I moved out of India was the absence of auto rickshaws. I missed the freedom of walking out onto the street (any street) and hailing one of those little buggies to go anywhere, anytime. The city that I am currently in offers public transport, yes, but takes away that anywhere anytime freedom!! And to me that seemed a big bargain. To survive in these parts of the world, you ought to drive a car, else you are done for. You car = your freedom, when in Melbourne. Fair enough, for the resident population.

What about the floating population, people who are in transit, people who are on foreign assignments for limited time-spans? As someone said, in the midst of all the chaos, there is an unsurpassable grace that India offers, unfound elsewhere. Period. A frustrated, open ended period.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

maggie beside me


all my secrets close to her heart. a smile on my face forever.

My friend, my aid, my confidence.



As I walk out into the street,

maggie stays beside me , silent and supportive.

Watching every penny I spend.

The sting of a silent rebuke on me!



Women turn around for a second look,

Girls they think, wish we had a friend like maggie they say.

I wink at her, she winks at me and she becomes the envy of all.

The glow of pride on me!



Anywhere, anytime, keeping me organised.

Ever shining in the golden complexion ,

Yearned long for someone like her,

Finally to be gifted with maggie on a most lovely day.

A dream come true for me!



All that she is and all that she gives,

My own Maggie Madison Coach. :)

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Has anyone seen Mr.Tact?

HI there,


Guess what! This is really annoying right? Ms.Talk and Mr.Tact have broken up. When God almighty created them, he meant them to be together, forever. Now that Mr.Tact has left Ms.Talk, it’s not the same anymore; earth is no more the same paradise.

Those were the days. Miss.Talk used to be one of those radiant beauties. She could take your breath away with her flirtatious hellos, leave you in a laughing fit with innocent comments or make your day with helpful suggestions. She could be boring at times with her long monologues. Nevertheless always harmless, with a motherly charm to set things right, finding solutions to most problems. She could ease an ailment with a simple “It’s alright” and pick one up with an “It will pass”. Yes, Miss.Talk was important. People loved her, yearned to have her in their lives. And now oh gee, look at her!

She is vicious. She goes around bashing people with her spiteful tongue. One would think twice before indulging with her. She can leave you hurt, anxious, depressed. I was shocked to see this change and it left me wondering. What had she lost? Why is there no more the depth of sense in her? Where has the beauty of delicate poetry disappeared? Why does she even exist in such a meaningless state? I pondered and I pondered, till I found out. She had lost her tact, her Mr.Tact.

And oh boy! Did I find out the hard way? I suspected something was amiss when she repeatedly came to me asking about the baby I had lost prematurely. I did not want to talk about that. But she was highly inquisitive, adamant. She wanted to know. “Was it a boy, was it a girl, how did it happen?” I don’t know I said, and walked away many times, switched topics deliberately.

And then I knew that Mr.Tact had left her. My suspicions were confirmed when she overwhelmed my poor soul and wished me on my birthday (was it wishing at all? Not sure) .She reminded me time and again that I was born on the same day my grandpa had passed away. He passed away on my 15th birthday, for the record. I didn’t want that to be told, at least not on my birthday! For God’s sake, I tell her, if my Grandpa is watching us, he would not want you to speak like that to me, not on my birthday! He taught me to celebrate life and what are you reminding me about – “My birthday or his death?” And so, that’s how I found out her dirty secret. Ms Talk and Mr. Tact had broken up.

Dear Mr. Tact, if you are reading this, please go back to her. She is no more the same without you. The world is no more the same without you being together. Please please, patch up with her.



With Kind Regards and lots of hope,

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